As you may or may not be able to remember, a while ago I presented you with my list of the top 10 sexiest Harry Potter men. But of course, the much-loved franchise doesn’t just contain attractive funny ginger men. There are also a tonne of hotties with XX chromasones. So in the spirit of gender equality it had to be done.
Without further ado, here is my list of the top 10 sexiest Harry Potter women.
(Disclaimer: These are just my opinions, and the post is meant to be tongue-in-cheek.)
10. Angelina Johnson
Her talent on the Quiddich pitch, feisty nature, and fabulous braided hair drew Angelina her fair share of admirers. It’s a shame her and George Weasley didn’t start dating in the books- they would have been THE couple.
9. Luna Lovegood
No beige carbon copy, Luna was the epitome of marching to the beat of your own drum. Her quirky interest in mythical creatures, dreamy nature, and heart of gold made her one of a kind. I’m still gutted that her and Neville never happened.
8. Nymphadora Tonks
If I had the power to change my appearance at will, the first thing I would do would make myself into Gigi Hadid’s clone. But Tonks’ down-to-earth nature and fun hairstyles were what eventually won the heart of Remus Lupin.
7. Narcissa Malfoy
The fair one of the Black sisters, her dark glamour comes with a feminine charm. She may not have always behaved honourably, but her unwavering dedication to her husband and son make her bae material.
6. Madam Rosmerta
Everyone’s favourite sexy barmaid from the Three Broomsticks. This one may be lost on anyone who has only watched the films, but those who have read the books will know where I’m coming from.
5. Cho Chang
We all remember our first crush, and Harry’s definitely was a hottie. We all felt Harry’s pain when she declined his offer to the Yule Ball to attend with the school stud Cedric Diggory, and if you read the books their excruciatingly awkward first date at Madam Puddifoot’s teashop.
4. Ginny Weasley
The films don’t do her justice, but by book 5, the formerly shy girl with a crush on Harry had blossomed into a copper-haired vixen. Willing to bat-bogey hex anyone who crossed her yet always on hand to stick up for the underdog, it’s no surprise that Ginny went on to win round The Chosen One.
3. Fleur Delacour
One quarter veela, Fleur’s stunning looks had the power to render boys in the vicinity momentarily incapable of speech (including, to Hermione’s frustration, Ron). But although she appeared haughty at first, over time she also revealed herself to be fiercely loyal to those she loves.
2. Bellatrix Lestrange
Despite her (let’s face it, most likely lead role) in the torture and permanent incapacitation of Neville’s parents and murder of a fair few of the good characters in the story, I always had a bit of a womancrush on Bellatrix. Perhaps it’s the dark good looks or the touch of crazy, but there’s something undeniably attractive about her dominatrix vibe.
1. Hermione Granger
Who else could be in first place but Hermione? A natural beauty with a kind heart and unrivaled intelligence- Wife Material for sure. Let’s face it, without her the other two would have most likely been killed off halfway through book 1. A part of me thinks she should have ended up with Harry, but I love her and Ron as a couple too much.
Who do you think are the sexiest Harry Potter women? Let me know in the comments!